Humans Suck Shorts
60 days return guarantee
5 to 15 days handcrafted period
100% Secure payments
Humans Suck Shorts
These premium shorts are hand made by skilled designers to ensure a flawless graphic with zero imperfections.
Soft and fresh fabric. With an elastic waist and side pockets.
The fabric is incredibly strong and durable as well as resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, abrasion, and mildew.
- Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans
- Printed using top-notch Sublimation printers and technology. (Never fades or cracks!)
- Artwork on Front & Back.
- Adjustable Elastic Waistband
- 2 Front Pockets
- 1 Internal Security Pocket – Great for holding credit cards, cash, and keys!
- High Definition Graphic.
Material: 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester. Light and fresh fabric. Delivers the look and feel of organic cotton without ever cracking, peeling or flaking. The fabric is incredibly strong and durable as well as resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, abrasion, and mildew.
We ship worldwide. Shipping costs will be calculated upon checkout and you will be sent a tracking number via email.
Returns: If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept returns for within 60 days of placing your order.
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This is a handcrafted made to order item in Barcelona, Spain just for your order. This process starts as soon as your order is placed and may have a processing time of 5 to 15 days before it ships.
Once your order is placed we cut each panel of the clothing according to your chosen size, your design is then printed and pressed into the individual panels, then sent to our skilled artisans who carefully sew your clothing together. Finally your item is ready and goes through a final quality check before being shipped.
We produce our clothing using top-notch Sublimation printers and technology which ensures your products won't ever crack, fade or peel.
To keep your clothing looking fresh and new: We recommend cold hand washing your clothing separately from other items and inside out. Hang to dry and only tumble dry on low heat if absolutely necessary.